I think this is the funniest post to the Apple support forums I have ever seen:
I feel sorry for the guy, I really do, but I couldn't help laughing my head off. Here's a direct link to the YouTube vid, in which you can see the guy try, but fail, to swat the insect living inside his monitor:
I'm going to make no jokes about buggy machines... Oh, wait - I just did. And in the title too. Whoops.